Who wants to drive a Dodge Lady-parts truck?

Between insaneness at work, and an attempted coup by a nasty tribe of bacteria, I haven't had the time to even think of writing a new post. Or maybe this was just the universe's way of telling me to keep my trap shut.

But I'm feeling better! Take *that*, universe!

First thing I just have to share? One of my students (17 years old), enlightened all of us in class one morning by sharing the fact that he believes that the Dodge Ram logo looks "like lady-parts." In his defense...

Graphic from graphicshunt.com

I will never think of a Dodge Ram in the same way again.

Even more disturbing?

When I googled "female reproductive system diagram," a bunch of testes also showed up. Someone out there is very, very confused.

A graphic of the cover for "Spot's Magical Christmas" by Eric Hill also showed up. Someone out there is going to be very, very disappointed when they open their gift this year.